GF Divergence Test

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by icegoat63, Jun 19, 2009.

  1. icegoat63

    icegoat63 Son of Liberty V.I.P. Lifetime

    I'd like to poll the intelligence of General Forum. But not with your standard IQ test... This is a simple Divergence test that will test your ability to think critically.

    As quickly as you can, give yourself around 5-10 minutes (more if you have to its not like I can stop you :hah:) and answer these two questions:

    Question 1 & 2: Name ALL of the uses you can think of for the two objects;

    #1.... A Brick

    #2.... A Blanket

    Please spoil your answers (the button that represents a steaming pile of dog ****. Or spoil them yourself using the bb code:
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    I'm interested in how you all answer, I have no clinically based reasons for this, just an interest to see how truly your minds & imaginations flow....

    and please Most Importantly !!!!!!!

    [highlight] Do the Test yourself BEFORE you read anyone elses answers![/highlight]
     

  2. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    Brick:
    Bash someone's head in
    Bash an animal's head in
    A paperweight
    Part of a building
    Smashing windows
    Smashing teeth
    Smashing the balls of fucktards who still think rick rolling is "OMFG SO FUNNEH I CAEM!"
    Step on it to temporarily increase your height
    A very heavy swingball
    An ankle-breaker
    Place it in your toilet to make an "I SHAT BRICKS" picture

    Blanket to come in 5.
     
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  3. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime

    Brick:

    walls, sidewalk, paperweight, foundation for a dorm room entertainment center, candle holder, window smasher, ransom note holder, deadweight to hold down mob hit victim, riser

    blanket:

    toga, bed cover, swaddling, impromptu stretcher, vehicle for the spread of smallpox if you're Cotton Mather, shroud, dog bed, tent/fort siding, makeshift diaper, picnic base, ghetto curtain
     
  4. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    Blanket:
    Sleeping under / on
    Safely carry psycho animals in it
    Smothering those rick rolling shitheads
    Makeshift towel
    A superhero cape
    Makeshift oven glove
    Blanket whip (think towel whip, but with a blanket)
    Scrunch up and place in your underwear to maintain the illusion of testicular elephantiasis
    A really shit makeshift noose
    A tourniquet
    Part of one of those ropes made out of blankets you see in the movies
     
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  5. Hiei

    Hiei The Hierophant

    #1.... A Brick
    1. Make a wall
    2. Make a house
    3. Club
    4. Break off pieces and use as slingshot ammo
    5. Heavy projectile
    6. Wrap in cloth and use like a morning star
    7. Break brick in half, tie some rope around the brick and leave an extra couple feet and use it like a monkey ball
    8. To drive nails into things

    #2.... A Blanket
    1. For warmth
    2. To strangle someone
    3. To soak up blood
    4. To move a body
    5. To hide something
    6. Throw on someone as a surprise tactic
    7. Wrap someone in the blanket and set it on fire

    That's all I could think of without repeating myself too often.
     
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  6. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    @Hiei
    Wrap in cloth and use like a morning star? Erm, dude? Morning stars are spiked and fully attached to the handle. You thinking of a flail?
     
  7. Hiei

    Hiei The Hierophant

    @Storm
    Probably. For some reason I thought the morning star wasn't attached to the handle.
     
  8. icegoat63

    icegoat63 Son of Liberty V.I.P. Lifetime

    Heres Mine...

    brick

    started at 9:59am PST
    Constructing Houses, Walls, or Paths
    Paper Weight
    Key for a Glass Window
    Knife Sharpener (or Duller)
    Chisel
    Dent Remover (or creator)
    For Leverage, a table with a drastic wobble
    acoustic peice of archaic drum
    Bulky version of Lincoln Logs

    ended at 10:02 am PST

    blanket

    started at 10:02am PST
    Making a bed
    Making a Tent
    Making a Superhero's Cape
    Making Smoke signals
    Making a Hammock
    Making a gurney (or wheel-less wheel barrow to drag schtuff)
    Using for picnics on dirt or grass
    Using it to conceal some sort of sex act while in a park
    Using one that you had while fighting a case of the Flu as biological warfare against someone who hasnt had that flu yet (offering it to them hehehe)
    Using it to Cover an ugly couch
    Using it in replacement of a Towel
    Using it as a Seat Cover in a vehicle (kinda the same as the Couch really)
    Using it to put out a fire (after your done making smoke signals right? :hah:)
    Using it as a Rope (pending you can knot it up or tear it)
    Using it to trap an intruder

    meh... I think I'm all out... ended 10:07
     
  9. Swiftstrike

    Swiftstrike Registered Member

    Read Outliers? This exact test was mentioned in the book. Exact same objects too.
     
  10. pro2A

    pro2A Hell, It's about time!

    Here is mine...

    #1.... A Brick (A building object, an object to shoot at, an object to bludgeon someone with, a door stop, a couch prop, a paperweight, something to sit on, to make a sidewalk, a sex toy for masochists, a knife sharpener, glass breaker, big bug squasher, Packing material for packages if you hate the company you work for :D

    #2.... A Blanket (to sleep in, to dutch oven your wife, make a tent (when I was a kid), a picnic mat, a cushion for moving TV's and such, to cover a dead body, a buffer to keep heavy items from scratching furniture, a curtain, to put out a fire, folded up for a pet to sleep on, horse sattle)
     

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