*GAME* Ruin our wishes

Ok here is a game. Lets ruin each others wishes LOL Here is an example:

I say I wish i had a million dollars

U say: wish granted but its counterfit money

Then you post your wish.

OK lets start:


I wish I had 500 watchers on my auction......

 

Wish Granted but there all schill bidders




Wish I Was a Teddy Bear

 

Granted but your stuffing fell out!!!

Wish I could put the baby to bed!

 

Granted but she wont stay there


Wish someone would steal my truck

 

LOL
Granted but the police find it and return it to you the next day just as your about to go collect the insurance.


I wish I could go to Disney Land

 

Granted but they will be closed


wish I had a Life

 

ouch!

granted but you are now a woman who has her weekly cycle all month long LMAO :lol: :lol:


I wish I could get the sesame street theme out of my head.

 

hahaha granted, but now its the song Mr Rogers sings....its a wonderful day in the neighborhood...lalal te da


I wish for a wonderful long vacation

 

Granted but it rains the entire time!!

I wish that i didnt have to cut the grass tomorrow

 

GRANTED *POOF* IT IS DONE ALREADY.......but now you have 7 hours worth of laundry to do......




I wish i could have a day all about me....when everyone does everything for me....