Funny Text Conversation

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Iris, Aug 27, 2007.

  1. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    I was texting in school to my sister.

    I was talking about that artist who did that sun and moon mural.

    Me: DUDE! Guess who is coming to my art class next week?!

    Her: Who, you little wench?

    Me: Morgan, that HOT artist!

    Her: Oh, cool. Ask her to paint your room.

    Me: lol I'm going to hit on her.

    Her: You know how to do that? lol

    Me: I will try. I've never done it before. lol

    Her: You crack me up!

    Me: How? lol I am going to crash and burn.

    Her: I wish I could be a fly on the wall. "Hi, my name is Kayleigh, can I go down on you?"

    Me: roflmao OMG Give me some tips.

    Her: Just tell her you think she's hot and you want her to have your children.

    Me: lmao You are killing me here.

    Her: Ask her if you can lick her butt. Chicks love that. lol

    Me: Anal. lol


    And that was pretty much it. I was rolling in Chemistry.
     

  2. Swiftstrike

    Swiftstrike Registered Member

    hear that...

    Its the sound of no one caring.
     
  3. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    Feel that? That's what it feels like to have my foot up your ass if you don't shut the fuck up.

    :D
     
  4. ThaVeileLadie

    ThaVeileLadie Registered Member

    i wish i could be a fly and watch you hit on her
    lol tell us the story when it happens
     
  5. Swiftstrike

    Swiftstrike Registered Member

    Its not going to happen. Himeko's a wuss.

    Look how many replies you got Himie my Sith decrees attract more attention (although usually negative).;)
     
  6. Kyo_Muramasa

    Kyo_Muramasa Nefarious Kaizoku Capt'n

    Go Himie Go!

    As long as you don't babble and make a fool of yourself, you shall be fine^_^


    Then again I think I might've just jinxed it by saying that.....
     
  7. Nosferatu_Alucard

    Nosferatu_Alucard Undead Intellectual

  8. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    Wanting someone to have your children always makes for a good joke...or does it? :eek:hmy:
     
  9. Vegito728

    Vegito728 Registered Member

    Your sister gives good advice.
     
  10. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    lol Swift is right, I am a wuss.
     

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