funny story

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A man wakes up with a horrible hangover. He notices that the room is spottless, and when he steps out of the room the hallway is cleared of dirty laundry. He goes into the kitchen to see his son is awake and eating an already cooked breakfast, but his wife is nowhere to be found. He turns to his son and asks, "Where's your mother?" "She's out getting the golf clubs you wanted so badly!" "Why's she doing that? I don't deserve it!" "Well, you were really drunk last night...." "And?!" "Evindently mom was wanting to get the groove on....." "Yea..." "And you told her 'Look darling, I'm married! I can't!'"