Some of these are real and some aren't. I wanna see how many funny side effects people can think of. Here are some of mine. Maybe they'll give you some ideas caughing, sneezing, sever pain, trembling, heart attack, stroak, kidney failer, liver disease, anal leakage, heartburn, eyes watering, runny nose, headache, miagrains, puking, diareah, high colestreol, high blood pressure, fever, soreness of the throat, constint itching, nonstop hornyness, farting, belching, stomache bloating, deflated boobs, penis shrinkage, acne, hairloss, osteoperosis, cancer, teeth falling out, weight gain, constint bleeding from both eyes, suddenly barking like a dog, mood swings, depression, hyperness, polio, suddenly talking in a random accent, tounge falling out, hiccups, tits falling off, a craving for carrots dipped in slug piss, crabs, HIV, AIDS, hair suddenly going grey, wanting to slam your face into a wall, dyslexia, scitsophrenia, bi-polar disorder, sociopathy, psychopathy, feeling numb all over, non stop pissing, deja vu, memory loss, brain fog, loss of libido, dizzyness, foaming of the anus, rectal cough, brain inflamation, eyebrow cramps, fingernail hives, funny foot, hair boil, jungle fever, leg rot, ass rot, constipation, bowel ruptures, clitoral eruption, beaver fever, big boogers, cooties, bicycle eyes, blindness, blowhole development dissorder, diminished genitals, buffalo chicken arms, burning mouth, clinical stupidity, coyote lip, random detaching of limbs, the sudden loss of ones head, oily bowels, wax- like discharge from ears, hot dog fingers, golden retreiver face, impotence, hair growth on soles of feet, abnormal growth of nose, abnormaly large pimples, dialation of the right pupil, stinky ears, brown nose disorder, melted cheese ozzing from pores, growth of mutated organs, fingernail to talon syndrom, heart reversal, navel discharge, skin failer, full body shrinkage, reincarnation, spontaneous combustion, planned combustion, male pregnancy, post-modern apathy, black plague, alien abduction, dry mouth, dry blood, sissyness, bad hair days, lumbago, saint vitus dance, fear of clowns, molting, funk, devils haircut, stinkfist, electric head, x-ray vision, piano legs, russian accent, entropy, tin ear, siamese twin, veitnam war flashbacks, loss of balance, the munchies, crab lice, evil eye, genitalia shrikage, hardening of the skin,e xploding lips, wanting to wat eat human flesh, dead rising, fingers may replace toes, mind burn, ingrown toenail, dancing like theres no tommorow, sucidal thoughts, memory loss, lethargy, daytime sleepiness, the shakes, hair loss, loss of appetite, anal snoring, clefted penis, indented nipples, penal shaft cancer, raptor claws, siamese penis, after birth hunger, cannibalism, deafness, blindness, discoloration, fetal alcohol binge drinking syndrom, french cancer, inner cheek cancer, cancer of the left scrotal hemispher, jewish horms, penguin vein, pizza brain, pubic cancer, spleen cancer of the neck, freckles, tunnel vision, loose stools, constipation, dizzyness, fainting, unusual urge to gamble, amneisia, tripping, dementia, hallucinations, lost sense of taste, pregnancy, staring, drama queeness, turretts, fear of flowers, wanting to marry a cactus, sudden addiction to pac man, riverdancing non-stop, having the need to clog dance, wanting to litterally hug a tree, fear of gummie worms, hoping on one foot for a day and a half, fear of fur, claustrophobia, needing to juggle, levitating, moonwalking, wanting to hopscotch, having crossed eyes, hairy back, hangnail, warts, scurvy, nose bleeding, ear wax build up, toe jam, the need to constintly sing the star trek picard song or datas lifeforms song, having the firm belief that you are a tribble, speaking in tounges, sideburns, growing a bright green beard, fingernails falling off, measels, beauty marks, small pox, chicken pox, german measels, twitteritis, facebookery, myspacery, having an addiction to suduku, having the need to play majong, wanting to marry a rubix cube, singing everything as if in a musical, become a shopaholic, acholisim, suddenly becomming a redneck, randomly doing air guitar, Now its your turn! So go for it!