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Funny Omegle Conversations

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
Omegle

It's a type of chat roulette. THere's video, but that sounds too creepy for me. I know we have a thread for this already. However, I figure a subtalk thread was in order for some humourous convos haha


Stranger: Hi

You: hi

Stranger: Asl?

You: 18/f/california

Stranger: Cool. I'm 20 m north carolina

You: wanna see pics?

Stranger: Hell ya

You: join this site for free. http://generalforum.com and I'll pm them to you

Stranger: Nope

You: it was worth a shot haha.
You: hi

Stranger: Hey baby;)

Stranger: asl?

You: 24/m/canada. i ain't your baby
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my sex scares people

Stranger: m or f?

You: hiya

You: i'm a male

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
I started doing that haha. I got one person to join, but I don't think he'll stay. he was drunk and mourning the end of his relationship. I took advantage.
 

PretzelCorps

Registered Member
You: I am told to say "Hi!"

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: This stinks.

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: Y

You: People keep disconnecting.

You: I'm just trying to impress my friends with funny conversations.

Stranger: That sucks

You: I bet you're doing the same.

You have disconnected.
You: Could you tell me your name, address, and credit card information? It's for a survey...

Stranger: My name is Cleverbot.

You: Wicked response.

You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi

Stranger: 17 m usa

You: Hello.

You: 109 ? The Sun

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Эй, как дела ?

You: I keep getting nothing but teenagers who want my asl.

You: They disappear when I tell them I'm male.

Stranger: that sucks

You: Has this site really become nothing more than a repository for anonymous cyber sex?

Stranger: pretty much

You have disconnected.
Stranger: Visit (girls of omegle [dot] com) -- the "adult" version of Omegle. ;)

You: No.

You have disconnected.
Stranger: No...

You: Good answer.

Stranger: I know.

You: What was I going to ask?

Stranger: Whatever you wanted.

You: What if the question was going to be "Would you like to not be violated by voracious baboons?"

Stranger: A rhetorical question can serve as a legitimate answer, yes.

You: This convo dinnae make mucho sense.

You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi

You: Hello

Stranger: how r u

You: Well.

You: You?

Stranger: im good

Stranger: whats your name

You: Goodbob

You: It's a stupid name

Stranger: goodbob?

Stranger: m or f

You: m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi

You: Okay, I've been asked a million times now, and they keep disconnecting on me... Does anyone ever actually answer "F"?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: No, I'm not a fucking "F", okay?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I've always had fun with this website. :lol:
 
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Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
I always start the conversations off with a how are you, and try to see how long I can keep it going before revealing i'm actually male haha
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You: hi

Stranger: Hi

You: so the lakers lost today eh

Stranger: Stopped paying attention since the Knicks lost

Stranger: Haha

You: i just happened to see that they lost on the news. i don't actually watch basketball. i'm canadian

Stranger: Oh

Stranger: Figures, you said "eh"

You: hahaha

You: yah sometimes i can't help it

Stranger: So it's true!

Stranger: Asl?

You: 24/m/canada

Stranger: Ooh

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hahahaha figures
 
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Bliss

Sally Twit
Hahaha. That was fun.

Stranger: hey m/f

You: what difference would my answer make?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hello, stranger

Stranger: hi

You: how are you going to spend your last day on this earth?

Stranger: huh?

Stranger: the world will not end in 2012 -.-

You: the world ends at 10pm tonight. i was just wondering how you'll be spending your last day.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: i want horny girl wth msn or skype r u???

You: am i what?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey :]

Stranger: here 17 f italy

You: mum?

Stranger: how about u?

You: i'm 25, female, from your womb

Stranger: how r uu? :p

You: well, pretty shocked to be talking to you!

You: shouldn't you be at work?

Stranger: whats your name?

You: you know my name, mum! stop being silly

Stranger: here Liz

Stranger: nice tmeet u

You: have you been drinking again, mum? you really shouldn't drink before noon

Stranger: i'm bored

Stranger: wanna cam.?

You: with you? no way! i see enough of you at home

Stranger: my id there Liz3girly

Stranger: you can add me there

Stranger: onprofiles.com/id=sRe7

You: you can add my fist to your FACE

Stranger: thats my profile

You: AM I ADOPTED??

You: TELL ME RIGHT NOW

You: MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
Laughing so hard!
 

Oooh_snap

Living on the 0th floor
V.I.P.
Well this is the complete difference between being a guy and a girl on this website...
Male:
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi asl
You: 24 m canada
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: m
Stranger: f
You: p
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

female:
You: Yes I have bewbs!
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: age
You: I was born in the 80's bow chica wow wow
Stranger: so ur in ur 20s
You: indeed
Stranger: usa?
You: absolutely
Stranger: can i ask u something
You: Go for it
Stranger: and be honest
You: okay
Stranger: do u lift ur buttcheek when u fart while sitting?
You: well.. if it is a good one, then of course
Stranger: like a loud one
You: Yeah
Stranger: thats sexy when a girl does that
You: Oh yeah, most definitely..
You: it isn't sexy if you don't gag from the smell though
Stranger: wut kind of chair u fart on?
You: preferably leather or an inflatable one, so, you know, the noise amplifies and broadcasts around the entire room
Stranger: what kind of pants u wear?
You: well time for me to go.. this has been a blast
You: I fart in your general direction
 
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PretzelCorps

Registered Member
:lol: Okay, I had to try this little experiment for myself:

Male:
Stranger: hey, whats up? asl?

You: 23 Male Canada

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi any horny cougars out there?

You: Nope. I'm an m.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: horny male

You: 23 m Canada

Stranger: M or f

You: m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: a/s

You: 23 m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f?

You: m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Female:
Stranger: hi

Stranger: m or f?

You: f

Stranger: from?


You: Canada

Stranger: yeahh

You: You like Canada?

Stranger: no

Stranger: xD

Stranger: i like canada..

Stranger: ;)

You: Awww

Stranger: ^^

You: So if I said 'm', would you have disappeared?

Stranger: yes

You: That makes me feel special

You: Not.

You have disconnected.
Stranger: 31 m india

Stranger: u ..?/

You: 18 f Canada

Stranger: ok

You: alright

Stranger: how r u

Stranger: okk

You: I am sufficient

Stranger: alright

Stranger: urr

Stranger: not wana chat

Stranger: wid me ?

You: I have met my dietary needs, and I attain an acceptable amount of sleep at night

You: I consider myself quite well, in fact

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hey asl

You: 18 f Canada

Stranger: Nice

You: u

Stranger: 19 male us

You: I'm mega hot and not terribly intelligent

You: I would drink anything you gave me, even if it had roofies

Stranger: Are you horny?

You: No. But vulnerable because I lack smarts.

Stranger: How do you look

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: 18 f Canada

Stranger: whats up?

You: Would you have disappeared if I had said 18 m Canada?

Stranger: no

You: I'm kinda doubting that.

You have disconnected.
Stranger: hey m 15

Stranger: asl?

You: 14 f Canada

Stranger: horny?

You: No. I'm 14, stupid.

Stranger: so

Stranger: i know a lot of horny 14 year olds

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 18 f Canada

You: Are you adequate today?

Stranger: :d

Stranger: Woah. huge word. i don't understan.

You: Adequate: (n) Acceptable. Okay. Etc.

Stranger: oh.

You: Actually, (adj) my bad

Stranger: yeah i'm ADEQUATE today

Stranger: FUCK YOU BITCH. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IYOU

Stranger: YOU'RE USING SUCH HUGE ASS BIWRD.

Stranger: *WORDS*

You: I apologize.

Stranger: YEAH, YOU *MUST*

Stranger: OH FUCK YOU. YOU DON'T KNOW ME. BITCH

You: I feel all vulnerable and weak now. I hope nobody takes advantage of me, being all female and open to disrespect 'n all.

Stranger: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

Stranger: CANADIANS. PFFFFT!!!

You: It's amusing that people on Omegle keep taking my word for it

Stranger: OH. REALLY?

You: Yeah. I'm actually 13 m Ukraine.

You: :O You're all intimidated now!

Stranger: lol fuck you bitch. mamamatay ka din, gago

Stranger: Your partner has disconnected, I have been spying on you all along and fucking with your entire conversation.

Stranger: example:

Stranger: [01:54:33] Effie: Actually, (adj) my bad [01:54:35] Casie: yeah i'm ADEQUATE today [01:54:38] {{from Effie}}: Learn some fucking english, you illiterate baboon [01:55:05] Casie: FUCK YOU BITCH. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IYOU [01:55:17] Casie: YOU'RE USING SUCH HUGE ASS BIWRD. [01:55:25] Casie: *WORDS*

You: 6.9 billion people like you in one place, and the world looks curiously similar to what it looks like today.

You have disconnected.

:shake: To be honest, I found this whole exercise kinda depressing.
 
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