Funny Omegle Conversations


Creeping On You
I know there's an actual thread for this, but these are pretty subtalky, and such.

So I was bored and couldn't sleep so I popped onto omegle Omegle

After many times of getting asked 'asl' and saying '22/m/canada' and having the contact disconnect. I played it up as a female. But a ditzy one. Here it is

Stranger: m or f

You: f

Stranger: im a m

You: nice to meet you m. Whats it like in the middle of the alphabet? I rather enjoy being closer to the front of the line myself

Stranger: its great

You: Something both ends eh? Just the way you like it?

You: Me too ;)

Stranger: cool

Stranger: u horny

You: like a rhinocerous

Stranger: im a giraffe

You: you have to do the splits to get a drink of water?

Stranger: definitely

You: sweet

You: That excites me

Stranger: good

You: What other animal describes you

Stranger: any kind of extremely horny animal fits me

You: So like a stegasaurus then?

Stranger: u can read my mind

You: oh you beast

Stranger: yes i am

Stranger: do u hav big tits

You: I like to think so

Stranger: u wanna blow me?

You: If I do, will you generate electricity?

Stranger: it depends

You: I could probably do a good enough job to get your turbine spinning and the juice flowing. Probably power las vegas for several nights

Time to try another one.
This was an amusing one also

You: hello

Stranger: hey

You: long time no talk

You: how ya been?

Stranger: pretty good

Stranger: and u?

You: oh not too bad, wife's doing okay, kids are growing up fast

You: how's your old woman?

Stranger: yeah shes still a bitch

Stranger: but hey, what can you do

You: I seen your brother john at the bar the other night. Sorry to hear about your father. He was a good man, didn't deserve to pass away like that

You: I tell you what you can do, you gotta slap the bitch. Keeps em in line

You: I can show you some excersises to get your bitch slapping hand in top shape.

Stranger: that sounds good

Stranger: did john tell you about his new buisness?

You: The one with the pornos?

Stranger: nah, he imports dolphins

You: Yah, I wasn't too impressed. He got some pretty ugly ass chicks to star in them.

Stranger: the porno thing didnt work out

You: I can see why

You: So now he's doing imported dolphin porn?

You: That blowhole must be tight eh?

Stranger: nah, its just the dolphins, wheter they go on to make porn fils isnt his worry

You: Ah I see, strictly import. Makes good money eh?

Stranger: very good

Stranger: but he doesnt spend any

Stranger: tight ass

You: So hows the web design business treating you? Getting lots of work these days?

Stranger: yeah its ok, i did the website for the band yeasayer

Stranger: things are going well

You: That's good, I'll have to check it out sometime.

Stranger: you still running that little coffee shop?

You: Oh yah, my coffee literally costs an arm and a leg

You: haha, just a little joke I have with my customers lawl

You: I hold up a saw instead of telling them the price.

Stranger: nice

You: you should see the looks I get.

Stranger: a really funny guy hey

You: You bet ya haha

You: Where you staying at these days? Next time I'm in town, I'll have to get together with you for a beer.

You: or 2 or 3, or 12

Stranger: sounds good

Stranger: 12

You: haha, where you at though. You guys still living in the same place?

Stranger: yeah we live on ruck street

Stranger: the big whit eone on the end

You: Sweet, I'll have to drop by sometime. I'm down in Houck, Arizona myself

You: Right on the highway. With the bus depot there, I get tons of clients

You: or customers rather

You: Nice thing about bus customers, since they aren't regulars, I can change my prices as much and whenever I want, and no one knows the differences

You: slow typer eh?

Stranger: get in contact sometime, my email is - [email protected]

You: haha, see ya

Stranger: bye!
a little bit of shameless plugging, and apparently the other person had the same idea.
You: hi you should check out this forum


You: wide variety of topics to discuss from video games to sports to just about anything

Stranger: nah

Stranger: no thx

You: hahaha
You: hello

Stranger: hiya

You: I found a cool website


Stranger: whats that then

You: its a great forum for discussion tons of different stuff

You: *discussing

You: You should come check it out

Stranger: what kind of stuff

You: anything, video games, politics, sports(wrestling, football and hockey mainly), religion, and theres some sections where you can just shoot the shit with people

Stranger: you f/m

You: It's lots of fun and the people are great

You: F

Stranger: age

You: 18

Stranger: from

You: Canada

Stranger: cool

You: Come check out the site, and if you join make a intro thread saying where you're from, so I know how to find you, and friend you

You: Just say you're from Omegle

Stranger: you single

You: Yah, I'm single, just recent

Stranger: oh sorry

You: meh, he ended up being a jerk, it was for the better

Stranger: ok

Stranger: you up for some fun

You: what kind of fun?

Stranger: sexy fun

You: what did you have in mind?

Stranger: anything at all,whatever u like

You: Well, I'd love to cyber, but I only got a short time left on the internet, and I promised my friend I'd recruit more people for the sight. So if you wanna chat more, just come join the site

You: and just say your from omegle and I'll find you there.

Stranger: is it private

Stranger: or public

You: there is private chat,

You: but you gotta get 10 posts first

Stranger: you not wan to just cyber here

You: Can't gotta keep recruiting for the site. Just come join the site, and I can chat with you on there, while I do the recruiting here.

Stranger: ok

You: what name you gonna sign up with, then I can find you

Stranger: gimme a minute

Stranger: i'll use scottyboy

You: kay, hopefully its not taken. once you sign up, just make a intro thread in the introductions section of the forum, and just say hello, i'll come find you, say hello. and you can get your 10 posts in there, and then we can just private message each other

Stranger: cool i'll get on it

You: alrighty, i gotta go from here for now, so talk to you in just a bit

You: chow!

Hmmm, i wonder if he'll actually join.
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LOL watch- he will and then see this and leave... LOL. I just went on the site (I hadn't ever heard of Omegle until I saw this) and the first 3 people that wanted to talk to me wanted to know if I was a horny girl. Horrible! Got into a decent convo w/ some guy now though...


Lion Rampant
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: tuck

You: tuck

You: srsly?

Stranger: omg

You: srsly?

Stranger: yasrsly

You: gf

You: ?

Stranger: gf?

You: you is faker?

Stranger: general forum gf?

You: omgggggg

Stranger: :O

Stranger: no wai

You: bex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: yaaays

You: wooters

Stranger: uhh, now what


Creeping On You
when did that happen? haha

Also, we need a girl to go talk to scottyboy and pretend to be the girl I was pretending to be.


Registered Member
My Omegle experience:

Stranger: hi

Stranger: Let's cut to the chase, tell me which of the following you are:
A) Male (not horny) looking to speak with a female
B) Male (not horny) looking to speak with a male
C) Male (not horny) looking to speak with either
D) Female (not horny) looking to speak with a male
E) Female (not horny) looking to speak with a female
F) Female (not horny) looking to speak with either
G) Male (horny) looking to speak with a female
H) Male (horny) looking to speak with a male
I) Male (horny) looking to speak with either
J) Female (horny) looking to speak with a male
K) Female (horny) looking to speak with a female
L) Female (horny) looking to speak with either

You: M) Cannot be fucked reading all those

Stranger: lol

Stranger: too much?
Thats the most interesting way of asking if i'm a horny female that I got...
My Omegle experience:

Thats the most interesting way of asking if i'm a horny female that I got...
That's ridiculous!
It seems like that's all people want to know is if you're a horny female or not. One guy I was talking too last night (claimed to be)- was 19/m, and we started talking about Poverty and stuff, going to third world countries and helping out- it was pretty deep :) ; but i guess that's going off topic of the original reason of the thread. -Sorry!