I know there's an actual thread for this, but these are pretty subtalky, and such. So I was bored and couldn't sleep so I popped onto omegle Omegle After many times of getting asked 'asl' and saying '22/m/canada' and having the contact disconnect. I played it up as a female. But a ditzy one. Here it is Spoiler Stranger: m or f You: f Stranger: im a m You: nice to meet you m. Whats it like in the middle of the alphabet? I rather enjoy being closer to the front of the line myself Stranger: its great You: Something both ends eh? Just the way you like it? You: Me too Stranger: cool Stranger: u horny You: like a rhinocerous Stranger: im a giraffe You: you have to do the splits to get a drink of water? Stranger: definitely You: sweet You: That excites me Stranger: good You: What other animal describes you Stranger: any kind of extremely horny animal fits me You: So like a stegasaurus then? Stranger: u can read my mind You: oh you beast Stranger: yes i am Stranger: do u hav big tits You: I like to think so Stranger: u wanna blow me? You: If I do, will you generate electricity? Stranger: it depends You: I could probably do a good enough job to get your turbine spinning and the juice flowing. Probably power las vegas for several nights Time to try another one. ------ This was an amusing one also Spoiler You: hello Stranger: hey You: long time no talk You: how ya been? Stranger: pretty good Stranger: and u? You: oh not too bad, wife's doing okay, kids are growing up fast You: how's your old woman? Stranger: yeah shes still a bitch Stranger: but hey, what can you do You: I seen your brother john at the bar the other night. Sorry to hear about your father. He was a good man, didn't deserve to pass away like that You: I tell you what you can do, you gotta slap the bitch. Keeps em in line You: I can show you some excersises to get your bitch slapping hand in top shape. Stranger: that sounds good Stranger: did john tell you about his new buisness? You: The one with the pornos? Stranger: nah, he imports dolphins You: Yah, I wasn't too impressed. He got some pretty ugly ass chicks to star in them. Stranger: the porno thing didnt work out You: I can see why You: So now he's doing imported dolphin porn? You: That blowhole must be tight eh? Stranger: nah, its just the dolphins, wheter they go on to make porn fils isnt his worry You: Ah I see, strictly import. Makes good money eh? Stranger: very good Stranger: but he doesnt spend any Stranger: tight ass You: So hows the web design business treating you? Getting lots of work these days? Stranger: yeah its ok, i did the website for the band yeasayer Stranger: things are going well You: That's good, I'll have to check it out sometime. Stranger: you still running that little coffee shop? You: Oh yah, my coffee literally costs an arm and a leg You: haha, just a little joke I have with my customers lawl You: I hold up a saw instead of telling them the price. Stranger: nice You: you should see the looks I get. Stranger: a really funny guy hey You: You bet ya haha You: Where you staying at these days? Next time I'm in town, I'll have to get together with you for a beer. You: or 2 or 3, or 12 Stranger: sounds good Stranger: 12 You: haha, where you at though. You guys still living in the same place? Stranger: yeah we live on ruck street Stranger: the big whit eone on the end You: Sweet, I'll have to drop by sometime. I'm down in Houck, Arizona myself You: Right on the highway. With the bus depot there, I get tons of clients You: or customers rather You: Nice thing about bus customers, since they aren't regulars, I can change my prices as much and whenever I want, and no one knows the differences You: slow typer eh? Stranger: get in contact sometime, my email is - [email protected] You: haha, see ya Stranger: bye! ------ a little bit of shameless plugging, and apparently the other person had the same idea. Spoiler You: hi you should check out this forum http://www.generalforum.com Stranger: SexyEmilie.com You: wide variety of topics to discuss from video games to sports to just about anything Stranger: nah Stranger: no thx You: hahaha ------ Spoiler You: hello Stranger: hiya You: I found a cool website You: http://www.generalforum.com Stranger: whats that then You: its a great forum for discussion tons of different stuff You: *discussing You: You should come check it out Stranger: what kind of stuff You: anything, video games, politics, sports(wrestling, football and hockey mainly), religion, and theres some sections where you can just shoot the shit with people Stranger: you f/m You: It's lots of fun and the people are great You: F Stranger: age You: 18 Stranger: from You: Canada Stranger: cool You: Come check out the site, and if you join make a intro thread saying where you're from, so I know how to find you, and friend you You: Just say you're from Omegle Stranger: you single You: Yah, I'm single, just recent Stranger: oh sorry You: meh, he ended up being a jerk, it was for the better Stranger: ok Stranger: you up for some fun You: what kind of fun? Stranger: sexy fun You: what did you have in mind? Stranger: anything at all,whatever u like You: Well, I'd love to cyber, but I only got a short time left on the internet, and I promised my friend I'd recruit more people for the sight. So if you wanna chat more, just come join the site You: and just say your from omegle and I'll find you there. Stranger: is it private Stranger: or public You: there is private chat, You: but you gotta get 10 posts first Stranger: you not wan to just cyber here You: Can't gotta keep recruiting for the site. Just come join the site, and I can chat with you on there, while I do the recruiting here. Stranger: ok You: what name you gonna sign up with, then I can find you Stranger: gimme a minute Stranger: i'll use scottyboy You: kay, hopefully its not taken. once you sign up, just make a intro thread in the introductions section of the forum, and just say hello, i'll come find you, say hello. and you can get your 10 posts in there, and then we can just private message each other Stranger: cool i'll get on it You: alrighty, i gotta go from here for now, so talk to you in just a bit You: chow! Hmmm, i wonder if he'll actually join.