SamusAran86
Registered Member
> > Only a computer user can appreciate this
> >
> > I don't know how they wrote this with a straight
> > face.....This apparently was a real memo sent out by a
> > computer company to its employees in all seriousness.
> > It went to all field engineers about a computer
> > peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite
> > genuine. The word is that the engineers literally
> > rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple
> > of sentences.)
> >
> > Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.
> >
> > If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform
> > erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse
> > balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement
> > Units). Because of the delicate nature of this
> > procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be
> > attempted by properly trained personnel.
> >
> > Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls
> > by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic
> > balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
> > Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the
> > manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be
> > replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are
> > replaced by using the twist off method.
> >
> > Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
> > handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball
> > replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended
that
> > each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum
customer
> > satisfaction.
> >
> > Any customer missing his balls should contact the
> > local personnel in charge of removing and replacing
> > these necessary items. Please keep in mind that a
> > customer without properly working balls is an unhappy
> > customer.
I couldnt stop laughing when I read that....
> >
> > I don't know how they wrote this with a straight
> > face.....This apparently was a real memo sent out by a
> > computer company to its employees in all seriousness.
> > It went to all field engineers about a computer
> > peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite
> > genuine. The word is that the engineers literally
> > rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple
> > of sentences.)
> >
> > Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.
> >
> > If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform
> > erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse
> > balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement
> > Units). Because of the delicate nature of this
> > procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be
> > attempted by properly trained personnel.
> >
> > Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls
> > by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic
> > balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
> > Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the
> > manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be
> > replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are
> > replaced by using the twist off method.
> >
> > Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
> > handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball
> > replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended
that
> > each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum
customer
> > satisfaction.
> >
> > Any customer missing his balls should contact the
> > local personnel in charge of removing and replacing
> > these necessary items. Please keep in mind that a
> > customer without properly working balls is an unhappy
> > customer.
I couldnt stop laughing when I read that....
