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Found it on Ebay


Well-Known Member
My co-workers was telling me a song that Weird Al Yankovic made fun of. I had to check it out myself and found the lyrics. The parody is off of Backstreet Boys "I want it that way." Here is the Weird Al version of the song.

A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y


Secret Agent
Staff member
Yeah its on his Poodlehat album I believe. Great song too! :)

I think he should do a new one and mention the crap sold on eBay now LOL! It's gotten a lot worse than it was then.


Registered Member
Maybe you should write him and suggest it...tell him to send it to you first...lol


what? no pink?
I listened to this song the whole time I was playing the treasure hunt game! I never won hehehehe But every time I hear the song now I think of the treasure hunt


Registered Member
funny song, I have the album lol

I dont think anyone actually won the ebay treasure hunt


Registered Member
i didnt even knew they had one.... but i like to enter other contest.... maybe i win or not............


what? no pink?
Darth Tater said:
funny song, I have the album lol

I dont think anyone actually won the ebay treasure hunt

didn't spence win it? I thought I seen a thread with that in it a while back.

if not spence than someone here anyway : ) lol