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forget about dog fuckers...


Creeping On You
...apparently there are cultures that EAT dog! At least fucking them gives them pleasure. I'm pretty sure they don't like being eaten though. If my dog had ever been eaten, I'd have been devastated. Stop the canine cannabilization now! with 3 easy payments a year, you can buy a cloned dog for soup making. Cloning the dogs leaves the original intact to be loved by a family. Clones are incapable of playing fetch, but the originals become quite handy after the cloning process. Perhaps the cloning process leaves behind a higher state of being.

Anyways, the moral is...don't eat dogs. let them eat you.