I'm an asshole I'm a realist I abuse my imagination I'm a nice guy For all you newbs, chill the fuck out. I'm a supermod so I have to be a bit of a dick so don't get all pissy and act as if I'm focusing my attention on you because I'm not. I don't pay attention to people that whine anyways. I call myself Constantine because I bear similarities to the comic book character, Constantine, who utilizes his wit and intelligence to get by rather than physical feats and displays of godly powers. I'm not some fanboy who picked a cool character, I like characters I can relate to and see bits of myself in. Just thought I'd let you whining bitches know.