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Football/Soccar Facts

Pugz

Ms. Malone
V.I.P.
Since I'm a huge football fan i have decided to give you the facts from a supporters side!

1. Refs are always fat, balding, middle aged men that couldn't run to keep up with the players even if a dog was chasing them.
2. Only the majority of the teams in the league actually PLAY football.
3. Refs do take bribes (even the fat ones)
4. Linesmen have bald patches.
5. Goal keepers are insane @[email protected]
6. All teams have 1 player that will risk anything to break the oppositions legs.
7. The fans are the 12th man on the pitch.
8. If there are less than 300 visitors, then they came in a taxi.
9. All fans are crazy.
10. Most linesmen can't see it's a corner, even if one poke him in the eye.
11. In most games offside doesn't exist.
12. There is never a game when the fans don't call the ref a bastard.
13. All fans love the manager ^_^
14. The police huddle in the corner with the best view of the game.
15. The visitors bring huge flags to cover the empty seats.
16. Being a ref is suicidal.
17. Nobody can really explain what offside is.
18. Refs and linesmen don't know what offside is.
19. Strikers are legends.
20. Refs are always, always, ALWAYS wankers!

More to come later...when i think of some.
 

oxyMORON

A Darker Knight
oh you mean soccer(for me anyway). I got confused for a second.

damn refs... :D
 

Pugz

Ms. Malone
V.I.P.
The ref today was a bastard for my team, he gave a free kick the wrong way (it was suppose to be ours) and gave Yeovil a free kick for nothing ><
 

Vegito728

Registered Member
All I know about Soccer is GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
 

oxyMORON

A Darker Knight
those guys can say it forever....and the guys run around taking their shirts off
 

Pugz

Ms. Malone
V.I.P.
Players aren't allowed to take their shirts off after scoring goals anymore. I saw i player once, i think it was in the world cup, he scored a goal and pulled his shirt off and had another one underneath XD
 

Vegito728

Registered Member
Lol well they just ruined the game for the girls.
 

Pugz

Ms. Malone
V.I.P.
They have legs don't they? And i'm the violent type, so i enjoy the nasty tackles.
 

Vegito728

Registered Member
Oh lol almost forgot that you are satans child lol.
 
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