Since I'm a huge football fan i have decided to give you the facts from a supporters side!
1. Refs are always fat, balding, middle aged men that couldn't run to keep up with the players even if a dog was chasing them.
2. Only the majority of the teams in the league actually PLAY football.
3. Refs do take bribes (even the fat ones)
4. Linesmen have bald patches.
5. Goal keepers are insane @[email protected]
6. All teams have 1 player that will risk anything to break the oppositions legs.
7. The fans are the 12th man on the pitch.
8. If there are less than 300 visitors, then they came in a taxi.
9. All fans are crazy.
10. Most linesmen can't see it's a corner, even if one poke him in the eye.
11. In most games offside doesn't exist.
12. There is never a game when the fans don't call the ref a bastard.
13. All fans love the manager ^_^
14. The police huddle in the corner with the best view of the game.
15. The visitors bring huge flags to cover the empty seats.
16. Being a ref is suicidal.
17. Nobody can really explain what offside is.
18. Refs and linesmen don't know what offside is.
19. Strikers are legends.
20. Refs are always, always, ALWAYS wankers!
More to come later...when i think of some.
1. Refs are always fat, balding, middle aged men that couldn't run to keep up with the players even if a dog was chasing them.
2. Only the majority of the teams in the league actually PLAY football.
3. Refs do take bribes (even the fat ones)
4. Linesmen have bald patches.
5. Goal keepers are insane @[email protected]
6. All teams have 1 player that will risk anything to break the oppositions legs.
7. The fans are the 12th man on the pitch.
8. If there are less than 300 visitors, then they came in a taxi.
9. All fans are crazy.
10. Most linesmen can't see it's a corner, even if one poke him in the eye.
11. In most games offside doesn't exist.
12. There is never a game when the fans don't call the ref a bastard.
13. All fans love the manager ^_^
14. The police huddle in the corner with the best view of the game.
15. The visitors bring huge flags to cover the empty seats.
16. Being a ref is suicidal.
17. Nobody can really explain what offside is.
18. Refs and linesmen don't know what offside is.
19. Strikers are legends.
20. Refs are always, always, ALWAYS wankers!
More to come later...when i think of some.
