Don't you hate it? One minute you are sizzling in the desert, the next you're freezing in Antarctica being butt-fucked by a bunch of penguins and spluttering all the while like an out dated steam train making it's final journey. Evidently it also makes you spew metaphors and similies like no tomorrow. I am really ill guys I haven't had flu this bad in years. My joints feel like mismatched puzzle pieces crammed together. Any tips to minimise the suffering? Care to share any amusing Fever dreams?