Recently, a couple of posters have been placed up on the information board outside my college's student services. The posters are meant to warn students of the dangers of playing with fire. However... That tells me that if you have long hair, are a DJ, read books, play the sax, drink beer, sweep floors, are a punk, skate, or are a rapper, you're at a high risk of spontaneous internal combustion. If that's the case, I'm screwed! I drink, and my hair goes halfway down my back! Same again, drink beer, your insides could set alight suddenly.