For as long as I can remember there's been little warnings on the posters of films and DVD covers. Things like "Warning: Contains scenes of a sexual nature etc". Spider-man 2 had one saying "Contains scenes of Fantasy Violence" and I remember thinking how silly that was, "Fantasy Violence"? I mean come on! However a few months ago I saw one that completely took the biscuit for stupidity. It was a kids film called Aliens in The Attic and the poster said "WARNING: CONTAINS ONE SCENE OF FIRE WORK MISUSE." I actually couldn't believe it. Has anyone else seen any rediculous film warnings or cautions? Why can't the warnings be useful like "WARNING: CONTAINS 2 HOURS OF PARIS HILTON TRYING TO ACT"?