Few real funny signs aound city

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  1. Shrek

    Shrek Registered Member

    :confused: Funny Signs

    Plumber:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."

    Pizza shop slogan:
    "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

    At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blow out."

    Door of a plastic surgeons office:
    "Hello, can we pick your nose?"

    Sign at the psychic's hotline:
    "Don't call us, we'll call you."

    In a funeral parlor:
    "Ask about our layaway plan."

    In a clothing store:
    "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."

    In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
    "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"

    On a shopping mall marquee:
    "Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced"

    Outside a country shop:
    "We buy junk and sell antiques."

    In the window of an Oregon store:
    "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"

    In a Maine restaurant:
    "Open 7 days a week and weekends."

    On a radiator repair garage:
    "Best place to take a leak."

    In the vestry of a New England church:
    "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished."

    In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
    "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."

    In the window of a Kentucky appliance store:
    "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."

    On a roller coaster:
    "Watch your head."

    On the grounds of a public school:
    "No trespassing without permission."

    On a Tennessee highway:
    "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."

    Similarly, in front of a New Hampshire car wash:
    "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
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