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Favorite Quote Thread

idisrsly

I'm serious
V.I.P.
What's your favorite quote(s). I for one always appreciate a good quote, whether it be funny or profound.

I will start with one of my faves...
"To err is human, to arr is pirate".

What's yours?
 

storm_ina_C_cup

Registered Member
"Closed minds should come with closed mouths".
 

Iris

rainbow 11!
"Dogs have owners. Cats have Staff."
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

Wedgies are like a good friend. They're really close to you, and it feels good when you pick out a good one.
 
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Kibi

Babeasaurus Sex
Life is like wiping your arse: you know its shit but you always want to check.
 

idisrsly

I'm serious
V.I.P.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years!
 

Wade8813

Registered Member
"Line up alphabetically according to your height"

"Nobody goes there any more - it's too crowded"

"It's like drinking coffee with a fork"

"A nickel's not worth a dime any more"
 

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
"Jesus Christ, where'd all those fucking tomahawks come from!?"
 
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