Favorite Quote Thread


I'm serious
What's your favorite quote(s). I for one always appreciate a good quote, whether it be funny or profound.

I will start with one of my faves...
"To err is human, to arr is pirate".

What's yours?


Creeping On You
Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

Wedgies are like a good friend. They're really close to you, and it feels good when you pick out a good one.
Last edited:


Registered Member
"Line up alphabetically according to your height"

"Nobody goes there any more - it's too crowded"

"It's like drinking coffee with a fork"

"A nickel's not worth a dime any more"