Favorite Quote Thread

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by idisrsly, Apr 14, 2010.

  1. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    What's your favorite quote(s). I for one always appreciate a good quote, whether it be funny or profound.

    I will start with one of my faves...
    "To err is human, to arr is pirate".

    What's yours?
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  2. storm_ina_C_cup

    storm_ina_C_cup Registered Member

    "Closed minds should come with closed mouths".
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  3. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    "Dogs have owners. Cats have Staff."
  4. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

    Wedgies are like a good friend. They're really close to you, and it feels good when you pick out a good one.
    Last edited: Apr 14, 2010
  5. Kibi

    Kibi Babeasaurus Sex

    Life is like wiping your arse: you know its shit but you always want to check.
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  6. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years!
  7. Viro91

    Viro91 Registered Member

    "If there's a fork in the road, take it."
  8. Wade8813

    Wade8813 Registered Member

    "Line up alphabetically according to your height"

    "Nobody goes there any more - it's too crowded"

    "It's like drinking coffee with a fork"

    "A nickel's not worth a dime any more"
  9. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    "Jesus Christ, where'd all those fucking tomahawks come from!?"
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