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Iris

rainbow 11!
#4
Mean girls, definitely.

I love the part where someone says to Janice Ian, "Nice wig, Janice. What's it made of?"

And she replies, "Your mom's chest hair"
 

Unity

#WOKEN
Staff member
#5
Haha, Norm MacDonald during a bar fight"Dirty Work," pauses and says:

"hey, how come you get a pool cue?!?!"
 

Jeanie

still nobody's bitch
V.I.P.
#6
I Like my quotes Classic, and Mel Brookes can't be beaten

YouTube - Blazing Saddles - KKK

A couple good quotes in one scene!

Where the white women at!?

That's what I was going to say.

Lots of good ones from Blazing Saddles - 15 is my limit on Schnitzengruben, baby

"The sheriff is coming and he's a n-----r!" "what did he say?" "he said the sheriff is coming and he's near" "NO! DOL GARNIT! I SAID THE SHERIFF IS A N-----R!"
 

Babe_Ruth

Sultan of Swat
Staff member
V.I.P.
#7
There's so many damn funny quotes in Hangover, same thing with Hot Tub Time Machine.

Another one that I love is in Mr. Woodcock when they're at the fair and they're playing basketball. Stifler loses and Billy Bob Thorton says I've seen better shooting at the Special Olypics, I laughed so far even though it's mean lol.
 

Bliss

Sally Twit
#8
Any quote from Arnie or Jim Carrey. Arnie just has to say 'How are you?' and I'll laugh. Jim Carrey is just hilarious.
 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
#9
"What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy."