Movies Favorite funny movie quotes


rainbow 11!
Mean girls, definitely.

I love the part where someone says to Janice Ian, "Nice wig, Janice. What's it made of?"

And she replies, "Your mom's chest hair"


Change the World
Staff member
Haha, Norm MacDonald during a bar fight"Dirty Work," pauses and says:

"hey, how come you get a pool cue?!?!"


still nobody's bitch
I Like my quotes Classic, and Mel Brookes can't be beaten

YouTube - Blazing Saddles - KKK

A couple good quotes in one scene!

Where the white women at!?

That's what I was going to say.

Lots of good ones from Blazing Saddles - 15 is my limit on Schnitzengruben, baby

"The sheriff is coming and he's a n-----r!" "what did he say?" "he said the sheriff is coming and he's near" "NO! DOL GARNIT! I SAID THE SHERIFF IS A N-----R!"


Sultan of Swat
Staff member
There's so many damn funny quotes in Hangover, same thing with Hot Tub Time Machine.

Another one that I love is in Mr. Woodcock when they're at the fair and they're playing basketball. Stifler loses and Billy Bob Thorton says I've seen better shooting at the Special Olypics, I laughed so far even though it's mean lol.


Sally Twit
Any quote from Arnie or Jim Carrey. Arnie just has to say 'How are you?' and I'll laugh. Jim Carrey is just hilarious.


Lion Rampant
"What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy."