FourSuits
True Blue Australian
Extremely Geeky Things to do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off
Blow your nose, then offr to show the contnts of your tissue to the other passanges
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehesd and muttering "Stut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP."
On a long ride, sway from side toside at the natural frequency of the elevator
Belch as loudly and deeply for as long as you can. Pause. Then repeat.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everybody getting on the elevator (wear your own upside-down)
Great everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral
Tai Chi exercises
Yell out "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!" from the back of a extremely packed elevator.
Hand out religous tracts to each passenger
Pass wind. smile smugly and look proud about it.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it
Attempt to start a sing-along
Play the harmonica
shadow box
listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off
Blow your nose, then offr to show the contnts of your tissue to the other passanges
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehesd and muttering "Stut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP."
On a long ride, sway from side toside at the natural frequency of the elevator
Belch as loudly and deeply for as long as you can. Pause. Then repeat.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everybody getting on the elevator (wear your own upside-down)
Great everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral
Tai Chi exercises
Yell out "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!" from the back of a extremely packed elevator.
Hand out religous tracts to each passenger
Pass wind. smile smugly and look proud about it.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it
Attempt to start a sing-along
Play the harmonica
shadow box
listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope