Evil Plan Generator

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  1. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    Stage 2:

    Sabotage is spelled wrong




    Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Wall Street Executive. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin/Opposite?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Sabotoge the World Trade Center. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Activate your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. This will all be done from a Air Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
     
  2. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Seize control of Fort Knox. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Metal, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Demonstrate your Corporate Takeover, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
     
  3. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime

    bwahahahaha *rubs hands together*
     
  4. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    This is awesome. lol

    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money


    Stage One:
    To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

    Stage Two:
    Next, you will Contaminate/poison Empire State Building. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


    Stage Three:
    Finally, you will Unleash your Plague of Doom, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
     
  5. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

    Stage One:
    To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Famous Actor/Actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

    Stage Two:
    Next, you will Destroy United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:
    Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
     
  6. ThaVeileLadie

    ThaVeileLadie Registered Member

    apparently im a sex goddess in my take over....O_O

    Your objective is simple: Soul AccumulationYour motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
    Stage One:
    To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Rock Star. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
    Stage Two:
    Next, you will Sabotoge United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
    Stage Three:
    Finally, you will Unleash your Plague of Doom, bringing about Nightmares for every Man, Woman and Child. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
     
  7. Corona

    Corona Registered Member

    Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
    Stage One:
    To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Senator. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
    Stage Two:
    Next, you will Seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Corporate Suits to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
    Stage Three:
    Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
     
  8. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, (ad infinitum)
     
  9. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    New Attempt:

    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Steal New York. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Unleash your Plague of Doom, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
     

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