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Euphemisms for "Masturbation"

MAgnum9987

Do What Thou Wilt
Put em here!

But you can only post one at a time!

Spank the Monkey
 

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
Strumming your plumbing.
 

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
Cleanse your mens.
 

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
Shoot tadpoles from your flagpole.
 

Vincent_Valentine

Studley-Do-Right
My personal favorite:

Slap-fighting the one-eyed warrior
 
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