Make a list of 5 reasons why you kick ass. They can be real life related, internet related etc. This works as an ego boost, self esteem boost and allows weaklings to acknowledge your greatness. *Assuming they can read* I am totally AWESOME. I have a job at a small firm that pays as high as one of the big four firms. YES. I am witty and sarcastic. I have 11,000,000 in rep. Edit 12,000,000 by the time someone finishes reading this post. I am > Kiwi. By the time you finish reading this post Kiwi I will have negged you.