Ego List *Inflate your ego with this exercise*

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  1. Swiftstrike

    Swiftstrike Registered Member

    Make a list of 5 reasons why you kick ass. They can be real life related, internet related etc. This works as an ego boost, self esteem boost and allows weaklings to acknowledge your greatness. *Assuming they can read*


    1. I am totally AWESOME.
    2. I have a job at a small firm that pays as high as one of the big four firms. YES.
    3. I am witty and sarcastic.
    4. I have 11,000,000 in rep. Edit 12,000,000 by the time someone finishes reading this post.
    5. I am > Kiwi.

    By the time you finish reading this post Kiwi I will have negged you.
     
    Last edited: May 7, 2008
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  2. Vegito728

    Vegito728 Registered Member

    1: Look at my sig/avy. Nuff said.
    2: I play baseball.
    3: I'm a total badass. But then again you all know this.
    4: I've rickrolled Himeko/Phoenix 2x within 5 minutes not to mention Hybrix got the whole rickroll idea because of me.
    5: I am > Kiwi
     
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  3. Lithium

    Lithium Registered Member

    Alright I'll bite....no really.... I will. *flashes teeth*


    1. I am an internet sex symbol on places I tend to frequent >.>
    2. I try to be liked be everyone, unless I don't like you. And you'll know if I don't.
    3. I'm too good for number 3.
    4. I'm screenednamed after a drug (not to mention I share a name with a skin here >.>). Which just makes me that much cooler.
    5. I am > Kiwi
     
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  4. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    1. I was not born, God descended from the heavy and shot me out of a rocket launcher which when fired dispensed fireworks and hot women all over the neighborhood as well as a small steel box with me inside.

    2. I chewed my way out of that box

    3. I have an awesome sense of humor

    4. I shit gold

    5. I'm the reason Waldo is hiding
     
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  5. Mason

    Mason phawq

    1. I am Harder than you
    2. I am Better than you
    3. I am Faster than you
    4. I am Stronger than you
    5. I am > Kiwi
     
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  6. Major

    Major 4 legs good 2 legs bad V.I.P.

    I kick ass because...

    1. I live my life the way I want to live it. I don't give in to society's expectations of me.

    2. I don't have a job and I don't care. Money is not important to me. If it were, chances are I would be making more than you.

    3. I'm good at almost everything I do and I will usually win.

    4. I like beer.

    5. I am > Kiwi.
     
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  7. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    6. I get more than five things listed.
     
  8. SiroV

    SiroV Registered Member

    1. I smell good.
    2. I look good.
    3. I play guitar really good.
    4. My nipples arent hairy.
    5. I can go for hours.
     
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  9. kiwi

    kiwi The Original Kiwi

    Uh huh. I'm still not leaving my husband for you. Come back and try again when you have 20,000,000 rep.
     
  10. keithyul

    keithyul Registered Member

    -I am totally FABULOUS!

    -I love something that most of the people hate; Java Programming. :w00t:

    -I am the morning and evening star in my moms eyes and no one else is.:D

    -I speak the languages that no one here speaks; Malay.

    -Finally, I LOVE ME, MYSELF and I.

    :spin:
     
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