What is your best drunk story? The best one I can think of is my last b-day. My buddy took me out to the bar. We had dinner before hand; at this point I had about 4 beers in me. So I was feeling it a little bit. Well my wife (fiancé at the time) takes us to the bar and we proceed to drink beer and do shots all night. At one point I looked down and there were three shots in front of me… he kept buying me drinks… Sometime around 11:30 I said to myself was done, and I knew this by attempting to get up and go to the bathroom. Key word: Attempt. It’s illegal to act drunk in a bar in PA… we were asked to leave at this point. We managed to get home somehow... really don't recall how. My buddy went home and I went home. Well the next morning, on my b-day I woke up half naked on the living room floor, covered in paint and puke. I never figured out where the paint came from. Well I went outside to find smashed eggs in the yard and paint foot prints all over the deck.