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Drama Llama is coming to town

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
In light of the recent subtalk shiznazzle, I wrote a fun song to make everyone smile again

YouTube - Drama Llama Is Coming To Town

theres a disturbance in the forum today
a rumbling and grumbling in the forum today
someone is unhappy in the forum today
today's another day in the forum today

someone made a comment on the forum today
someone didn't like that comment on the forum today
someone scatched back retort on the forum today
today a war started on the forum today


chorus
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the drama llama is coming to town
the drama llama is coming to town
gonna stir up some trouble and raise some tempers
the drama llama is coming to town

oh the drama llama is coming to town
with her flamethrower and stupidity gun
spreading her flames of stupidity round
the fun never ends with a llama in town
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with the llama in town, things are on fire
jokes are now insults, while things are on fire
people relocate, because things are on fire
cops are running wild to put out the fire

theres only one thing that can kill the llama
one set of mammaries to kill the llama
one set of swinging titties bent on killing the llama
We need to find these boobies to kill the llama

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And so an epic quest started, a quest for boobies
a long journey ahead on this quest for boobies
many people joined on this quest for boobies
the factions united on this quest for boobies

boobies are abundant on this internet
boobies were soon gathered on this internet
soon the llama died on this internet
the forum was soon peaceful on this internet

for now that is, because we all know...
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no love for this song?
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really? no love?
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HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THIS THREAd
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helooooooooo
 
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Bubbles

I ♥ Haters


And I only posted this becuz I felt bad for you. Maybe now you'll get a seizure and stop trying to bump this thread so much. Love ya!!!
 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
Easy, tiger blood! I was merely preparing a musical response, sung to the tune of "Say You, Say Me" by Lionel Ritchie. I'll post it half-finished, I guess, since you're being Lionel Bitchy, Drama Queen.





Pushmi-Pullyu,
Why is there always
So much space between two?
Pushyu-Pullmi,
Let's pull together
Naturally.

We had a drama, we had an awful drama
Every whore and nerd trying hard to be heard
But with no key, there's no harmony
And from behind a wall of flame, the voices were drowned out

Pushmi-Pullyu,
Isn't there always
Too much space between two?
Pushyu-Pullmi,
Pull us together
Naturally.
Pulling together
Naturally.
 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
What do you call a llama with no legs?




It doesn't matter. He won't come when you call him, anyway.
 

Zenheizer

needs practice
Looks like a half twinkie, half caterpillar with the face of a constipated seal.
 

Scissorhands

Registered Member
Haven't listened yet, but since this thread became the "Pictures of llamas thread", here is my input.

 

EllyDicious

made of AMBIGUITY
V.I.P.
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no love for this song?
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really? no love?
------
HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THIS THREAd
------
helooooooooo
Shut up, attention whore.


Bliss said:
Bubbles and Tucker suck. You should have continued to ignore him. It was funny.
Yeah, It would've been better to watch the continuation of his desperate monologue, while eating popcorn.
 
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Zenheizer

needs practice

This llama used to live near me. I thought he was an alpaca and he became very offended and wouldn't give me any rides for a couple months.
 
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