If you were attacked by some creature or geezer or thing out of literature or films or wherever, something supernatural perhaps or of fantasy. And, if you survived to tell the tale, yet had to explain the incident to the coppers. Which being do you reckon would be laughed at most profoundly by the rozzer(s) dealing with you. Which would be most likely have you labelled as a 'nutter' or a 'loony' - If such a situation arose. Would any be extreme enough to land you in the funny farm? Do you reckon? e.g. Attacked by Dracula. Survive. Cops turn up: You: "It was Dracula, he tried to slash me up so he could bite me." Them: *hysterical laughter, shooved in van* etc etc... Thoughts?