douche-bag

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Godfearingsecular, Aug 18, 2007.

  1. A man is driving his five year old to a friend's house when
    another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing
    an accident.

    "Douche-bag!" the father yells.

    A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and
    turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he
    says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for
    what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it
    doesn't make it right, and I don't ever want to hear you saying
    it. Is that clear?"

    His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douche-bag."
     

  2. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    lmao Gosh, you rock. Where do you find these?
     
  3. Thanks!!! Not telling but here is another somewhat funny joke...
    A Jewish businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His
    business was failing, he had put everything he had into
    the business, he owed everybody. It was so bad he was even
    contemplating suicide. As a last resort he went to a Rabbi
    and poured out his story of tears and woe.

    When he had finished, the Rabbi said, "Here's what I want
    you to do: Put a beach chair and your Torah in your car
    and drive down to the beach. Take the beach chair and the
    Torah to the water's edge, sit down in the beach chair, and
    put the Torah in your lap. Open the Torah; the wind will
    rifle the pages, but finally the open Torah will come to
    rest on a page. Look down at the page and read the first
    thing you see. That will be your answer. That will tell
    you what to do."

    A year later the businessman went back to the Rabbi and
    brought his wife and children with him. The man was in a
    new custom-tailored suit, his wife in a mink coat, the
    children shining. The businessman pulled an envelope
    stuffed with money out of his pocket, gave it to the
    Rabbi as a donation in thanks for his advice.

    The Rabbi recognized the benefactor, and was curious.
    "You did as I suggested?" he asked.

    "Absolutely," replied the businessman.

    "You went to the beach?"

    "Absolutely."

    "You sat in a beach chair with the Torah in your lap?"

    "Absolutely."

    "You let the pages rifle until they stopped?"

    "Absolutely."

    "And what were the first words you saw?"

    "Chapter 11."
     
  4. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    I don't get it...? Is chapter 11 supposed to mean something? Or are they just useless words? lol
     
  5. He filed bankruptcy... the government paid off his debt...
     

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