Don't mess with Mother Nature

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Godfearingsecular, Oct 6, 2007.

  1. I probably have posted this one before but it is too good not to post again...
    Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.
    Toward the end of the golf course, Fred hit his ball into the
    woods. Harry, laughed and poked fun, but then somehow
    managed to hit his ball into the woods, just a few yards
    beyond where Fred hit his. Fred looked for a long time, getting
    angrier every minute. Finally, in a patch of pretty yellow
    buttercups, he found his ball. Instead of just continuing the
    game, he took his club and thrashed every single buttercup in
    that patch smashing the weeds to pieces. All of a sudden, in
    a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She
    said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me
    to make those buttercups?! Just for that, you won't have any
    butter for your popcorn the rest of your life... better still; you
    won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.....
    as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the
    rest of your life!" Then POOF!...she was gone. After Fred got
    a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, "Harry!....Harry!...
    where are you?" Harry yells, "I hit my ball in these damn
    Fred screams back.....

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