Don't Fart in Bed

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Vidic15, Jan 24, 2007.

  1. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    I just keep wondering why was this guy eating Vaseline
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    >>> If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and
    >>> I'll pray for you.
    >>> This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
    >>> The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of passing
    >>> gas loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and
    >>> the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
    >>> Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because
    >>> it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was
    >>> perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that
    >>> one day he would blow his guts out.
    >>> The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one
    >>> Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he
    >>> was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the
    >>> turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a
    >>> malicious thought came to her.
    >>> She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep
    >>> and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic
    >>> waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his
    >>> shorts.
    >>> Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting
    >>> which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic
    >>> footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
    >>> The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor
    >>> laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had
    >>> got him back pretty good.
    >>> About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
    >>> bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her
    >>> lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said,"Honey, you were right.
    >>> All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you."
    >>> "What do you mean?" asked his wife.
    >>> "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up blowing my guts
    >>> out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some
    >>> Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
    >>> LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!

  2. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    we need a puking smiley. fast.....:D
  3. andrew_bishop

    andrew_bishop #1 Spammer of FC

    lmao , Oh man that was wicked , Sick though but im used to jokes like that lol
  4. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    lol That was awesome. He wasn't eating vaseline, he stuck it up his bum. XD
  5. i didnt laugh...but i guess its funny.
  6. Blur

    Blur iPimp

    .................lmao i chuckle
  7. Kidd

    Kidd Guest

    I didn't find it funny. Just kinda nasty.

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