do you ever get that horrible feeling


It's not me, it's you.
of that slow motion you set down the coffee you just purchased and realized that....oh noes! that bottle of water I bumped into on my desk is open! And then it falls and splashes water all over your desk, monitor, and keyboard?

Cuz I do.


AKA Ass-Bandit
You need to focus more. Some training and soon you'll be able to move faster, while your enhanced senses slow the world down around you.


Son of Liberty
They say if life gives you lemons.... make lemonaide.

But I say; If life makes you spill your water all over your keyboard, say fuck it its Friday, POOOOOOLLLLL PAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!