Do Shamwows absorb hooker blood?

Kazmarov

For a Free Scotland
#1
ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested on felony battery charges in Miami last month following a violent encounter with a hooker, according to The Smoking Gun:
Shlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit...notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.... After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.​

Transcript:

Vince: You following me camera guy? Oh s***, you're from COPS? Oh s***.
Amber: Ow, my pancreas!
 

Dragon

Registered Member
V.I.P.
#2
his next commercial is going to be the Sham Pow Wow! How to defend yourself if you get attacked by a prostitute.