I found the key to his madness scribbled in poop on a truckstop bathroom wall.I don't get you, Dan.
Liberal = Hate, Stupidity
Me = Mad awesomeness
Conservatives = Megawin, legit and empathetic
Anyone who disagrees with me = Fucktard virgin
Considering his contributions to this forum and watching him flounder about on Facebook, I don't think this translation should surprise anyone.