Dear Americans

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
#1
Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humour tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, there have been many mass-debates on the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires that the reader take a long, hard look at the target and be a cunning linguist in order to avoid limp phrases and imbibe the phrase with a large handful of meanings. The topic can become hot by attempting to grasp it, and the more one experiments with it, the more interested they become. Also, as the language changes innuendos must change in order to fill the newly created holes and satisfy listeners.
 
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icegoat63

Son of Liberty
V.I.P.
#7
In my line of work we spend gregarious amounts of time Erecting structures that are potholed with expansion joints. Although that may not sound like sexual innuendo... try explaining to someone how much you enjoy filling all the cracks on the job with your Caulk without your mind wandering to the gutter
 

Jeanie

still nobody's bitch
V.I.P.
#8
In my line of work we spend gregarious amounts of time Erecting structures that are potholed with expansion joints. Although that may not sound like sexual innuendo... try explaining to someone how much you enjoy filling all the cracks on the job with your Caulk without your mind wandering to the gutter

how about brass nipples and ball cocks?

I need to go lock myself in the bathroom now.
 

icegoat63

Son of Liberty
V.I.P.
#9


When I was working for Herning Underground, we were a warehouse that sold materials to electrical contractors. One of the common orders I had to pull was HDPE Butt Fusion Pipe, Sweeps, and Plugs.... So of course, anytime I had to pull a Butt Plug it (as pictured above) it was extremely hard not to laugh about it.