Dear Abby

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Godfearingsecular, Aug 30, 2007.

  1. I've never written to you before, but I really need your
    advice on what could be a crucial decision.

    I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been
    cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I
    answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out
    with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their
    names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you
    don't know them."

    I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home,
    but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the
    sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has
    gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she
    wasn't in a taxi at all?

    I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it
    was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly
    snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysteri-
    cally, screaming that I should never touch her personal
    property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

    Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I
    think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but
    last night she went out again and I decided to really check
    on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson
    Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I
    could get a good view of the street around the corner when
    she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
    motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil
    leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker
    arm cover.

    So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you
    think I should take it back to the dealer?
     

  2. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

  3. All right the first joke was lame so lets continue it here...

    A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against
    his wife."Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident
    that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's
    infidelity."

    "Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man
    testified. "So naturally when I am home, I'm attentive to the
    wife." One Sunday morning," he continued, "we were in the
    midst of some pretty heavy lovemaking when the old lady in the
    apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, 'Can't you
    at least stop all that racket on the weekends?'"
     
  4. Zanthrax54

    Zanthrax54 Guest


    ROFL
     

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