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Dead in Jerusalem

Mirage

Secret Agent
Staff member
V.I.P.
I came across this just now and thought you guys might get a good laugh from it:

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"


The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance."
:D
 

dDave

Well-Known Member
V.I.P.
wow, yep that guy didn't know what he was talking about. That was a one time happening, it happened with one person about 2,000 years ago for a good reason though.
 

Van

Heavy Weapons Guy
V.I.P.
lol, that's quite funny. I guess that ruined his vacation.
 
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