Darths Music Minute Vol. 2

[SamusAran86]

Do I Creep You Out?

Parody of Taylor Hicks american idol winning song, Do I Make You Proud!

I know that you dont know me very well
We've barely met, but I can surely tell
No one will ever love you like I do

I like to feel, the warm on your chair
Sometimes I drool and usually I stare
My precious one
I saves that gum... that you threw in the garbage

Youre the one I dream about
But the only question with me now
is Do I Creep You Out?
Every time I shake your hand now
Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth
Well, Do I Creep You Out?

Call you everynight and hang up
Gonna carve your name on my leg
ON MY LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Something I should ask about
Can I sniff the pitstains on your blouse?
And Do I Creep You Out... Do I Creep You Out?

Your restraining order's out
Still the only with me now
is Do I Creep You Out?
Know exactly where you live now
Followed you from work back to your house
Well, Do I Creep You Out?
Do I Creep You Out?

 

[SamusAran86]

Re: Darths Music Minute Vol. 2a: Virus Alert!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jzRxkxu5ZKc

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really want to give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get any mail with the subject: "Stinky Cheese"
Better not go takeing your chances
Under no circumstances
Should you open it or else it will
Translate your documents into Swahilli
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling

(Look out!) Its gonna make your computer screen freeze
(Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
(Look out!) Erase your hard drive and all your back-ups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you

Virus alert!
Delete immediatly before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then it will tie up your phone makeing crank long distance calls
It'll set your clocks back a hour
And start hogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will
Deciede to give you a permanent wedgie
Legally change your name to Reggie
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

(Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
(Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
(Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying' to
sleep
(Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep
(Look out!) Steal your indentity and your credit cards
(Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
(Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of twinkie wrappers all over the place
Thats right, it's a...

Virus alert
Delete immediatly before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediatly before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn...

Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it a 43-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completly, rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were
online

Virus alert
Delete immediatly before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus Alert
Delete Immediatly before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus Alert
Delete immediatly before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you
know
Hit... send... right... now