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Danny's Cat Murders Santa in a Furious Rage


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Danny's Cat Murders Santa in a Furious Rage
By PretzelCorps


O poor Santa!
The world knows no loss greater,
than that which sees no Christmas more.
That foul army which scaled your towers,
and shot your men with arrows and fire,
and burned the snow on which they laughed,
and pierced the hearts of all,
vaunts too much over your fiery grave still.