If you were attacked with food. Which items of food do you reckon could cause the most damage? It could be something that is thrown at you. It could be smeared in your fizzog. It might still be in its tin. It might be shot out of some improvised weapon. It might be dropped on you from a height. Anything. What food could hurt. An example from me is: The Pineapple. Whether having it thrown at you, or being beaten with it, a pineapple will cause you serious harm in the wrong hands.