Country Music

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Dabs, Sep 30, 2010.

  1. Dabs

    Dabs Registered Member

    This fellow wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really
    good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class
    at medical school and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first
    guy and there is a cork in his behind! He thinks it's a little
    strange, so he pulls it out and music starts playing! "... On the road
    again, just can't wait to get on the road again." Our student really
    freaks out! He runs and gets the morgue attendant and drags the poor
    guy back to the table. "Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again,
    "... On the road again..." The morgue assistant is totally
    unimpressed. " So what?" he says. "Isn't that the most amazing thing
    you've ever seen?", the guy asked. "Are you kidding?" says the morgue
    assistant, "Any ass hole can sing country music!"
     

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