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Country Music


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This fellow wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really
good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class
at medical school and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first
guy and there is a cork in his behind! He thinks it's a little
strange, so he pulls it out and music starts playing! "... On the road
again, just can't wait to get on the road again." Our student really
freaks out! He runs and gets the morgue attendant and drags the poor
guy back to the table. "Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again,
"... On the road again..." The morgue assistant is totally
unimpressed. " So what?" he says. "Isn't that the most amazing thing
you've ever seen?", the guy asked. "Are you kidding?" says the morgue
assistant, "Any ass hole can sing country music!"