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Corrupt a Wish

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barfootboards

Guest
granted but for not being at the test site u get shot


i wish i had a new cell phone
 
S

shakujou

Guest
Granted, but it get's droped, snaps in half, and you have no warranty on it. You also lose any numbers you got that night.

I wish I had a pony!
 

merob

Boom!
a truck delivers a dead pony on your door step.

I wish for a baseball.
 
B

barfootboards

Guest
granted, but u recieve it as its whirling at ur herad after being hit by a profesional baseball player


i wish for all the skateboards in the world!
 

Blur

iPimp
granted, they all come falling out of the sky and land on your body as you sunbathe, killing you from internal bleeding


I wish for a piece of dust. HA!
 
B

barfootboards

Guest
it floats into your eye! HA!

i wish for comcast digital cable
 
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Gaara_EATS_pies

Guest
you get.... SBC Yahoo internet connection, with no pop-up blockers, and porno ad's everywhere

I wish for a misprinted penny.
 

Henskie

The Super Pimp of GF
Gaara_EATS_pies said:
you get.... SBC Yahoo internet connection, with no pop-up blockers, and porno ad's everywhere

I wish for a misprinted penny.
You get a misprinted dime

I wish for more porn ads on my homepage
 

Blur

iPimp
you get them but your mom sees them and you are grounded for 10 years


I wish for an imaginary friend
 

Henskie

The Super Pimp of GF
You get your imaginary friend but he turns out to be one of those crazy imaginary friends that forces you to do bad things

I wish that my tv wasnt posessed by the devil
 
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