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Corrupt a Wish

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shakujou

Guest
Got this idea from another forum.

Basically, you wish for something, then the next person grants it with a horrible twist. Example:

I wish I had a pony.
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Granted, but you find the pony's head under your bed sheets the next morning.

I wish I was the richest man in the world.
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Granted, but you're then arrested for stealing all of Bill Gate's money.

I wish.....

So I'll start.

I wish I could travel the world.
 

merob

Boom!
Wins the Lottery, but is forced to use it all to pay off random debt.

I wish for nike sneakers
 
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shakujou

Guest
((What does winning the lottery have to do with traveling the world?))

Granted, but the shoes are made for babies.

I wish I could be president.
 

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
Granted, but it's a country with a total population of 2 that no one's heard of.

I wish I was leader of the Italian Mafia.
 
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barfootboards

Guest
Granted, but i just lit them all up!

i wish i knew what college to pick!
 

merob

Boom!
You apply for UCLA (university of the corner of lafayette avenue).

I wish for bad luck.



shakujou said:
((What does winning the lottery have to do with traveling the world?))

Granted, but the shoes are made for babies.

I wish I could be president.
i thought you wished to be rich. sry.
 
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Gaara_EATS_pies

Guest
Your house is burned down, your parents disown you, and now you live in a foster family home with 19 kids and a pet turkey.

I wish for a laptop
 
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shakujou

Guest
Granted, but it's one of the old kind, with a size that ruin the point of having a laptop.

I wish I had some chipotle burritoes right now.
 
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SOAD2k8

Guest
shakujou said:
Granted, but it's one of the old kind, with a size that ruin the point of having a laptop.

I wish I had some chipotle burritoes right now.
Granted, but you end up getting explosive dierhea and anal seepage. At the same time.

I wish I had an Xbox 360
 
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Gaara_EATS_pies

Guest
you get a smashed up xbox with "360" painted on it, and it was reported as stolen from bill gates, so you get arrested.

I wish i did'nt have to do iSat tests.
 
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