Confucius Say...

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Couchpotato94, Aug 13, 2006.

  1. Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.
    Confucius say, Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up.
    Confucius say, Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house.
    Confucius say, Virgin like balloon — one prick, all gone.
    Confucius say, Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
    Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
    Confucius say, Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok(That one is great =D)
    Confucius say, Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
    Confucius say, Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
    Confucius say, Baseball got it all wrong — man with four balls cannot walk.
     

  2. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    Conficus lived in 300BC or less and do you think that Planes even existed then..I dont think so..So

    I think u made that joke up
     
  3. Drky

    Drky Guest

  4. HAHA, I don't think he gets it. o_o
     
  5. Italiano

    Italiano Film Elitist

    heh, heh, you do realize this is the humor section right?

    Confucius say,
    -never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the back, or an idiot from any direction
    -Mother's day comes nine months after Father's day
    -A magazine is a bunch of pages to tell you what's going to be in the next issue.
    -A tattoo is permenant proof of temporary insanity.
     
  6. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    Way to break the pattern, tard. That's not how it goes!

    Confucius say... He who lives in glass house, dress in basement

    Confucius say.... Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

    Confucius say... He who run behind bus get exhausted.

    Confucius say... Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

    Confucius say... Man who smoke pot choke on handle!

    Confucius say... Man who eat picture of father soon be spitting image of father.

    Confucius say... He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    Confucius say... He who cooks corn and peas in the same pot is very unsanitary.

    Confucius say... He who sit on tack is better off.

    Confucius say... He who sleep on road wake up with run down feeling.

    Confucius say... He who put face in fruit drink get punch in the nose.

    Confucius say... Man who sleep on railroad track end up with split personality.

    Confucious say... Man who sleep with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.

    Confucious say... Man with one chopstick go hungry.

    Confucious say... Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.

    Confucious say... Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
     
  7. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    Confucius say, a penis is the only thing a woman wants to find hard to handle

    Confucius say, an opera is the only place where if a guy gets stabbed, he sings

    Confucius say, having a hole at the end of the penis lets a man be open minded

    COnfucius say, watching how a woman eats an ice cream cone will let you know how good she is in bed

    Confucius say, a kiss is only upstairs shopping for downstairs merchandise.

    Confucius say, masturbation is a solo played on a private organ

    COnfucius say, it's OK to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
     

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