Confucius Say...



Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.
Confucius say, Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up.
Confucius say, Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house.
Confucius say, Virgin like balloon — one prick, all gone.
Confucius say, Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Confucius say, Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok(That one is great =D)
Confucius say, Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Confucius say, Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucius say, Baseball got it all wrong — man with four balls cannot walk.


No Custom Title Exists
Conficus lived in 300BC or less and do you think that Planes even existed then..I dont think so..So

I think u made that joke up


Film Elitist
heh, heh, you do realize this is the humor section right?

Confucius say,
-never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the back, or an idiot from any direction
-Mother's day comes nine months after Father's day
-A magazine is a bunch of pages to tell you what's going to be in the next issue.
-A tattoo is permenant proof of temporary insanity.


Certified Shitlord
Way to break the pattern, tard. That's not how it goes!

Confucius say... He who lives in glass house, dress in basement

Confucius say.... Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Confucius say... He who run behind bus get exhausted.

Confucius say... Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Confucius say... Man who smoke pot choke on handle!

Confucius say... Man who eat picture of father soon be spitting image of father.

Confucius say... He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Confucius say... He who cooks corn and peas in the same pot is very unsanitary.

Confucius say... He who sit on tack is better off.

Confucius say... He who sleep on road wake up with run down feeling.

Confucius say... He who put face in fruit drink get punch in the nose.

Confucius say... Man who sleep on railroad track end up with split personality.

Confucious say... Man who sleep with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.

Confucious say... Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Confucious say... Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.

Confucious say... Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.


A Darker Knight
Confucius say, a penis is the only thing a woman wants to find hard to handle

Confucius say, an opera is the only place where if a guy gets stabbed, he sings

Confucius say, having a hole at the end of the penis lets a man be open minded

COnfucius say, watching how a woman eats an ice cream cone will let you know how good she is in bed

Confucius say, a kiss is only upstairs shopping for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius say, masturbation is a solo played on a private organ

COnfucius say, it's OK to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.