Everyone loves a little stand up comedy, so let's hear some of your favorites! Mine are: George Carlin - "How's everyone doing tonight? *Lots of applause* Good, well fuck you!"" Robin Williams - "Fake tits are like Nazis, they don't laugh, they just HMPH!" Dane Cook - "I'd punch every bee in the face," Carlos Mencia - "Duh duh duh!" Lewis Black - "If it weren't for my horse, I'd wouldn't have spent that year in college." Carlin is single-handedly the most brilliant man in comedy (he was named #2 comedian of all time behind only Richard Pryor by Comedy Central). My girlfriend is going to see Dane Cook in April when he films his HBO stand-up special . . . yeah I'm a bit jealous. Favorites? Favorite routines or lines?