*Warning, angry rant below.
I am getting really sick of chewing gum lately, and I hate how obsessed everyone seems to be with it! It. Is. Disgusting! That's all there is to it. Chewing gum, bubble gum, etc etc. No matter what type it has to be one of the most disgusting human inventions on the face of the Earth.
I am so sick of walking down the street, going shopping, being in class, getting the bus, having conversations with people and having to suffer through a constant chewing/sucking/squelching of freaking gum in my face. For one thing, gum is not attractive at all! I know very few people who can chew gum and not make it the single most disgusting thing on the planet.
If I am with someone I don't want to see their jaw constantly moving, I don't want to see the inside of your mouth, it's GROSS. Also who the hell wants to chew on some little piece of plastic-like crap for hours when it loses it's taste so quickly. And you can't even eat it. Think about how long that little thing has been inside your mouth for, but they keep going!
The other thing (and most important thing about gum) that bothers me is the sound. The amount of times I have been close to vomiting because I can hear someone chewing gum is too many count. Very few people can chew any type of gum without eliciting a sort of squelching, sucking and altogether disgusting sound. The only other thing I can think of that sounds like a human chewing gum is when my dog is either chewing or biting on his own asshole and his paws. If that's gross enough when he does it then why should I have to listen to the same sound whenever I leave the house?
I have recently heard that all forms of gum is banned in Singapore. I think it's mainly because they are a very clean country and don't want little piles of shit stuck to their footpaths, buildings etc. This is a good rule. I believe gum should be banned in every country on Earth. And if you are seen with it a punishment of several years prison out to do the trick.
I might one day move to Singapore for this reason.
End rant.
Anyway, what is everyone else's opinion of gum?
I am getting really sick of chewing gum lately, and I hate how obsessed everyone seems to be with it! It. Is. Disgusting! That's all there is to it. Chewing gum, bubble gum, etc etc. No matter what type it has to be one of the most disgusting human inventions on the face of the Earth.
I am so sick of walking down the street, going shopping, being in class, getting the bus, having conversations with people and having to suffer through a constant chewing/sucking/squelching of freaking gum in my face. For one thing, gum is not attractive at all! I know very few people who can chew gum and not make it the single most disgusting thing on the planet.
If I am with someone I don't want to see their jaw constantly moving, I don't want to see the inside of your mouth, it's GROSS. Also who the hell wants to chew on some little piece of plastic-like crap for hours when it loses it's taste so quickly. And you can't even eat it. Think about how long that little thing has been inside your mouth for, but they keep going!
The other thing (and most important thing about gum) that bothers me is the sound. The amount of times I have been close to vomiting because I can hear someone chewing gum is too many count. Very few people can chew any type of gum without eliciting a sort of squelching, sucking and altogether disgusting sound. The only other thing I can think of that sounds like a human chewing gum is when my dog is either chewing or biting on his own asshole and his paws. If that's gross enough when he does it then why should I have to listen to the same sound whenever I leave the house?
I have recently heard that all forms of gum is banned in Singapore. I think it's mainly because they are a very clean country and don't want little piles of shit stuck to their footpaths, buildings etc. This is a good rule. I believe gum should be banned in every country on Earth. And if you are seen with it a punishment of several years prison out to do the trick.
I might one day move to Singapore for this reason.
End rant.
Anyway, what is everyone else's opinion of gum?
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