Catholic Humor

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Dabs, Sep 22, 2010.

  1. Dabs

    Dabs Registered Member

    A married Irishman went into the confessional and said
    to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'

    The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

    The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and
    rubbed together, but then I stopped.'

    The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put 50 in the poor box.'

    The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

    He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

    The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'

    The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the 50 on the
    box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
     
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  2. DinoFlintstone

    DinoFlintstone "There can be only one!"

    Why did Millz edit that post?

    What was so bad? Lol
     
  3. Dabs

    Dabs Registered Member


    I do not know....I wasn't aware it was edited until I saw your post.
    Maybe I used a bad word, altho I don't recall a filthy word being in the joke *shrugs shoulders*
     
  4. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime

    I think it might be your posting style.
     
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  5. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    The joke.
     
  6. Bubbles

    Bubbles I ♥ Haters

    Ooh! Ooh! I got a joke...

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Jenny Tull
    Jenny Tull who?
    Jenny Tull Warts!

    I crack myself up...
     
  7. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

  8. EllyDicious

    EllyDicious made of AMBIGUITY V.I.P. Lifetime

    Rolling on the floor,.. crying.
     
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  9. Bubbles

    Bubbles I ♥ Haters

    Okay I got another one...

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Isaac
    Isaac who?
    Isaac Dick

    Hahaha!! Get, it? Isaac Dick? Haha! *sigh* I'm so alone...
     
  10. EllyDicious

    EllyDicious made of AMBIGUITY V.I.P. Lifetime

    You're so retarded...
     

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