Car Wash Vacuum Sex?

Discussion in 'Other Discussions' started by Vegito728, Oct 19, 2008.

  1. Vegito728

    Vegito728 Registered Member

    Source: Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex, Police Say Michigan Man Arrested After 'receiving Sexual Favors From A Vacuum' At Car Wash - CBS News

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

    Sorry, but that's just hilarious.
     

  2. fragile

    fragile Registered Member

    And oh so sad...


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  3. Oooh_snap

    Oooh_snap Living on the 0th floor V.I.P. Lifetime

    Hahaha, what movie is that from? I can't remember, but apparently he watched it and thought that would be a good idea.

    I mean seriously.. what made him decide to go from cleaning his car to that.. I guess $1 for a vacuum is cheaper than $10 for a prostitute..
     
  4. Barbara

    Barbara Ess Tii Eph Yu V.I.P. Lifetime

    Probably Scary Movie. Officer Doofy was the character.

    Honestly if you are to damn stingy to pay for either A)A Prostitute
    or B) A sex toy then use the vacuum in your own darn house.
     
  5. Duke1985

    Duke1985 EatsApplePieShitsFreedom

    Goddamnit, this is exactly why Michigan is in the shape it's in, potential companies see this and they don't want to set up shop in Michigan because our residents are getting vacuum BJs in carwashes.
     
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  6. viLky

    viLky ykLiv

    What about buying your own vacuum instead of going to a public car wash? Seriously, I don't care how he gets off, just leave the public tools alone! I don't want to use that after where it's been. >.<;
     
  7. KLaZik_BEATz

    KLaZik_BEATz Registered Member

    I just moved to Michigan and i have to say that does not surprise me one bit...
     
  8. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    That's funny. I like hearing about these kind of stories because they just get more and more out there.
     
  9. ysabel

    ysabel /ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5

    LOL @ similar threads listed below with this one:

    "Do you wash your hands after..."
    "The Magical vaccuum, it is Amazing"

    Anyway I cannot imagine it. But I guess this is not something you'd get a video feed to explain the details. :lol:
     
  10. whateverdude_09

    whateverdude_09 Registered Member

    whaaaaaaaaaaaat? a vacuum? i hope it didnt pop at the end...was it like a shop vac? i want to see the report for that one...and hear the dispatch call...

    cop: ugh...this guy is getting a BJ from a vacuum...please advise.

    Dispatch: come again?

    Cop: i dont think he can...

    Dispatch: no what did YOU say

    cop: you heard me! guy getting head from a vacuum! please advise!

    Dispatch: i dont think we have a code for that one...

    Cop: what do you want me to do

    Dispatch: stop and book him i guess...
     

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