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Captain and Teni....


Son of Liberty
They had to have been tripping balls when they either A) Wrote that song or B) agreed to sing that song. I'm strongly opposed to the use of illicit drugs... but wow I was craving some mushrooms, LSD, maybe even some Acid for that one.

and wow, greatest lyric ever;

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

Theres only one other song I can think of that was possibly worse... unfortunately I dont remember who sang it or what it was called but I remember the Rhyming was about as fluid as a Kindergarten Play.

Along the lines of;

I'm gonna go to Church,
And look for Lurch,
I'll take my car......... its not that far.

Found it! I had a feeling it was LIVE but I just wasnt sure... songs called "Rattlesnake"

YouTube - Live - Rattlesnake
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still nobody's bitch
I got called Captain a lot growing up, as my twin sister's name is Dannille. :rolleyes:


Registered Member
I worked as a dishwasher at a restaurant called "afternoon delight" and they played that song at least 3 times a shift... Every f-ing day! :lol:


Do What Thou Wilt
Thank god I didn't grow up with this shit. I was one of the lucky few not captured by the Sesame Street and Elmo's World hypnotic conformist garbage... Sends shivers down my fucking spine.