Can't touch this!

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Tucker, Aug 20, 2010.

  1. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    I'd like to see you top this smiley, because I don't think you can, man.

    Zombie! [​IMG]


    D'oh, wrong one.


    Zombie! [​IMG]
     

  2. Bjarki

    Bjarki Registered Member

    Looks more like a person from England on a saturday night :shake:
     
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  3. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

  4. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    Ahaha! I have seen this with these here eyes. I was leaning on a outdoor hotel wall in Leeds one time grabbing a smoke when a young blonde I'd never seen before staggered pissed to the gills out of an arriving cab, zig-zagged up to me and slurred, "I know wush yerrr thinkin'. You don' thing I do, but I doooo." Thankfully, that was the extent of her gin-soaked message and she lurched inside and toward the lifts. (Nice, short word, 'lifts'. Good call, Brits. :thumbsup:)

    I looked up and down the street and realized that they were everywhere, shuffling and moaning for fags. And here I am without a shotgun to my name, right? That's when it hit me why the UK has such strict gun laws: they must have a zombie government! I retreated into the safety of the Radisson's lobby for some Bailey's and a vaguely baseball-esque game on the telly called, I believe, grasshopper.
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    Oh, I mean no. Bad Bjarki. :shifteyes:
     
    Last edited: Aug 20, 2010
  5. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime

  6. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

  7. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    Dude, did you just clone me with FTS while I was looking the other way?
     
  8. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    Maybe I DID.
     

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