Burn the Witch - Poetry Contest Entry

Discussion in 'Art & Creative' started by Malificus, Mar 31, 2006.

  1. Malificus

    Malificus Likes snow

    The guide on how to burn a witch,
    Shall not be cast into a ditch.
    A witch will burn just as some wood,
    And since wood floats (we know it should),
    What also floats includes a duck,
    otherwise it'd be out of luck,
    So if her weight is as the fowl's,
    Evil magic is in her bowels.
    And if these things are all found true,
    A merry fire for all of you!

    [hide]This poem was of course inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail.[/hide]

  2. Pugz

    Pugz Ms. Malone V.I.P. Lifetime

    *Bumping for contest!*

    I seldom liked it, i'm pagan so it's offencive....but...i like how it rhymes ^_^

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