Burn the Witch - Poetry Contest Entry

#1
The guide on how to burn a witch,
Shall not be cast into a ditch.
A witch will burn just as some wood,
And since wood floats (we know it should),
What also floats includes a duck,
otherwise it'd be out of luck,
So if her weight is as the fowl's,
Evil magic is in her bowels.
And if these things are all found true,
A merry fire for all of you!


[hide]This poem was of course inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail.[/hide]