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Burn the Witch - Poetry Contest Entry


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The guide on how to burn a witch,
Shall not be cast into a ditch.
A witch will burn just as some wood,
And since wood floats (we know it should),
What also floats includes a duck,
otherwise it'd be out of luck,
So if her weight is as the fowl's,
Evil magic is in her bowels.
And if these things are all found true,
A merry fire for all of you!

[hide]This poem was of course inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail.[/hide]


Ms. Malone
*Bumping for contest!*

I seldom liked it, i'm pagan so it's offencive....but...i like how it rhymes ^_^