Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Smelnick, May 2, 2008.
"Bob's fart factory. We sell 'em, you smell 'em. How can I help you today?"
I hope that kind of business is illegal.
I hear some people sell underage kids farts on the streets.
My farts are totally legal and completely sanctioned by the better business bureau. No worries, the alcohol is safe in my stomach...or what?
Go and get medical help, NOW.
Oh trust in me. I am beyond that area of expertise.
I want you off my team now.
No thanks, I prefer mine homemade.
We can do that for you too. We don't just specialize in creating canned farts. For a slightly higher price, we can induce farts. The technology is very new. Each induced fart is just like a real one.
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