Let the Blonde Jokes go __________________________________________________________________________________________ A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!" ________________________________________________________________________________________ Two Blondes are walking down the street the one on the right picks up a compact She looks into it and says "I have seen this girl before who is she" The one on the right grabs the compact for the other one, looks into it and says "silly thats me duh!" ________________________________________________________________________________________ A brunette, a red head, and a blonde Rob a bank The cops are chasing after them They all jump into potato sacks The cop walks up to the first one with the brunette in it and kicks it The Brunette barks like a dog "Aw it just a poor dog without a home" He walks over to the next one with the red head inside and kicks it The red head meows like a cat "Aw its just a cat without a home" The cops walks over to the last potato sack and kicks it The blonde says "po-ta-to" _________________________________________________________________________________________ A blonde is setting at the table with a book of frosted flakes The brunette comes down stairs to see the blonde had dumped the box over and the frosted flakes were all over the table When she asked the Blonde what she was doing the Blonde replied "You know its funny but, these puzzle peices look nothing like whats on the box" __________________________________________________________________________________________ Some are funny. I like them. so what you got?